Friday, March 20, 2009
What the fuck is up with rich Americans always giving to local art-related things? Can't they think of a place for their money that would give them a higher rate of return? You can save actual lives with the kind of money that rich people give away. And has anyone ever actually felt the consequences of a rich people funding-shortfall? Like, has it ever mattered to anyone? If so, has it ever mattered to anyone besides the artists who philanthropists prop up, who cannot hack it on a level field of play like the rest of us?
Art blows, get over it. And get over Morrissey too.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
The subject of this photo might look like a completely normal, stand-up dude at first glance, but as we all know, appearances can be misleading. In fact, this man is deeply mysterious. For instance, his sense of smell is wildly acute. No less interesting are his preferences over different scents. Although I am severely restricted in what I can say on this matter, you can rest assured that when the man in the picture walks outside each day, he smells a completely different world than you do, and you cannot imagine how it makes him feel.
I should add, however, that he is perfectly friendly, and that if you happen to see him on the street, you should not hesitate to say hello (he answers to 'Thor').
Sunday, March 8, 2009
As always, the comments below the video are excellent. Apparently it's not actually impressive to drift in a front-wheel drive car, at least as far as some of the commenters are concerned. Just another blow to Arabian civilization's pride I guess. God is great!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
I claim that Saudi Arabia is the craziest place on earth: it contains the most insanity per capita on earth. Behold the act of Drifting!
I already know what you're going to say, and the answer is no, Yemen is not crazier than Saudi Arabia.
Once again, the King was onto all of this a long time ago.
Monday, March 2, 2009
It is nearly certain that you will never be as good at anything you try as Edgar Winter was at making music.
That shit is self-explanatory.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
I'm glad that Mexican gangsters win. I'm glad that those people that want to stop the trade of drugs lose, just because they're so dumb to think that they can stop the trade of drugs. They think they can plug one side of a two-sided market and that's that. I wish that I could think up shit that stupid and proceed. They deserve to lose for thinking this. And people who want to do drugs should be allowed to.