Friday, November 19, 2010

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I hope it's immediately clear to you why I've posted this.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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If you're a dude and you dressed up as a woman on Halloween, kindly get the fuck off of the blog. You might as well dress like a woman everyday you disgusting bastard.

Monday, November 8, 2010

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These kids are some of the baddest on earth, especially the girls.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

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Reese Forbes, get the fuck out of skateboarding. You were never shit, you had the ability to skate the kind of shit that skaters with lesser pop could never fuck with but you have done like three or four cool things in the last 15 years. Perhaps you would have been sick if you were born with a brain. As it is, you're a dickhead and a goofball.

And now you're somehow involved with a company whose primary motive seems to be sponsoring young, gay and handsome skateboarders. Get the fuck out of here with that shit, nothing is being brought to the table by you or the people you work with. Move on to whatever is next in your wack life.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

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Being mathematically sophisticated (or even literate) can help you earn a good living, but the benefits go far, far beyond the material realm.

Monday, October 11, 2010

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50 cent? Moving at the speed of light? Reptiles? See here.

Cops getting tased

It doesn't get any better than this.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

I ain't hidin' nigga, google me/
matter of fact I direct you to the streets/
Sackman and Belmont, just bring a slew of heat

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Encore

US Marshall William Willow left his card upon my pillow/
eat a dick between two slices of bread you fuckin fed


If you're not feeling this then you need to take a second and ask yourself what's really good.

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

One ya self/
gun ya self



(See here.)

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

Conversate me/
I usually get dick sucks to calm my nerves/
I'm crazy

Monday, September 13, 2010

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

US Marshal William Willow left his card up on my pillow/
eat a dick between two slices of bread you fuckin' fed


Note that that's actually the greatest rhyme in the history of rap.

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

Fuck the world, stick my dick in the dirt/
Pull tools on fools who claim I ain't Cool like Levert

Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Launch these people into outer space.  Or chop their heads off.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

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See 3:08-3:44 of this for proof that your whole approach to life--and your choice of clothing in particular--is seriously wanting.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

smh at these haters

Why is it that whenever you experience a little bit of SUCCESS like PERSONAL GROWTH, BUSINESS SUCCESS, NEW RELATIONSHIPS or GETTING PAPER the haters gotta come out of the woodwork??!!  I swear to GOD now I know how my ninja KANYE feels lmao!

Anyway, I need some new techniques, what do yall do when the haters hate lol????

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Talkin to you

People that go to plays or care about acting of any sort in any way are the wackest people on earth.  And if you like comedies, you have a sense of humor that at the very least has super wack tendencies.  Ask me about those tendencies in person if you know me and you don't believe what I'm claiming here, I'll tell you what's really good.  Finally, Wes Anderson movies FUCKING SUCK, so go ahead and say as much out loud right now.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

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I don't think I've ever heard a single Barbra Streisand song in my entire life.  Fuck that dumbass ho, and fuck James Taylor too, for sure.  

Friday, April 30, 2010

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You know what's REALLY gangster?  Having knowledge of self.






Marinate on that.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Fuck the iPad.  If you care about the iPad then it's time to re-evaluate your life, because it fucking sucks.