'YOU ARE MY TIGER!'

Watch all of this, but pay especially close attention from 3:00-4:10.  None of us have ever, or will ever, say anything anywhere near that excellent.

I blame the parents, in general.

And in particular in the case of one Michael Jackson.  (Then again, Gary, IN was never the place for anyone to get rich living in.)  My next viewing of the Sherlock Holmes episode 'The Empty House' will be dedicated to him.  And finally, I hereby declare myself to be The New King of Pop.

This is the kind of hilarious shit that staying inside allows you to easily come up with.

Things get more and more boring as time goes on

Big ups to all the hobos who just up and ran away from their homes when they were teenagers like Johnny Lee did.

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