Saturday, September 25, 2010

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

Conversate me/
I usually get dick sucks to calm my nerves/
I'm crazy

Monday, September 13, 2010

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

US Marshal William Willow left his card up on my pillow/
eat a dick between two slices of bread you fuckin' fed


Note that that's actually the greatest rhyme in the history of rap.

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

Fuck the world, stick my dick in the dirt/
Pull tools on fools who claim I ain't Cool like Levert

Sunday, August 15, 2010

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Launch these people into outer space.  Or chop their heads off.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

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See 3:08-3:44 of this for proof that your whole approach to life--and your choice of clothing in particular--is seriously wanting.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

smh at these haters

Why is it that whenever you experience a little bit of SUCCESS like PERSONAL GROWTH, BUSINESS SUCCESS, NEW RELATIONSHIPS or GETTING PAPER the haters gotta come out of the woodwork??!!  I swear to GOD now I know how my ninja KANYE feels lmao!

Anyway, I need some new techniques, what do yall do when the haters hate lol????

Sunday, June 13, 2010