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I hate jocks and I will remain in a low-intensity conflict with them as long as I am physically able. Fuck all jock tendencies, and if you skate and wear nikes then fuck off, you look like one of them you pussy. Have some pride and stop trying to look like a jock dicklicker.

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Bitch we waveyy

Certified classic

Fuck Bergen County. If you're not feeling this then you're immature and you might have other faults as well. Register with that website and feel the wave.

Fire up the doom ship

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'VALENCE IS GOOD'

This man shuts shit down with his song titles alone.

Song of the day

We live in a crazy world, as shown by the low number of views for this.

Song of the day

Behold the world's first crackemitition.

Shout out to all the Chaldeans getting it in no matter what.

Song of the day

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Song of the day

This is not just the song of the day, it's the song of every day from whenever it was made (sometime in 2009 or 2010) until probably like 2015. Every time I listen to it I just smile because it's so clear how excellent Freddie is.

The original is sick as fuck too.

Song of the day

I bet you didn't know how gangster bum juice can be.

Well, I did.

Vigilante Season

Buy Max's new album right now, he should be compensated handsomely. Pause. And here's hoping for a cinder block to the dome of anyone responsible for his outrageously long prison sentence--'Fuck yooouuuuuu, fuck yoooouuuuuuuu...'

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Big ups to these motherfuckers:

Hopefully the Yemeni gov't won't make like the Egyptian gov't and shut down their ability to communicate with their leader.

Drama king

I'm not mad.

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I hope it's immediately clear to you why I've posted this.

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If you're a dude and you dressed up as a woman on Halloween, kindly get the fuck off of the blog. You might as well dress like a woman everyday you disgusting bastard.

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These kids are some of the baddest on earth, especially the girls.

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Reese Forbes, get the fuck out of skateboarding. You were never shit, you had the ability to skate the kind of shit that skaters with lesser pop could never fuck with but you have done like three or four cool things in the last 15 years. Perhaps you would have been sick if you were born with a brain. As it is, you're a dickhead and a goofball.

'GPS is a joke'

Gangster.