I did what I did, and I'm glad that I did

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2011-11-14T22:21:00.001-08:00

I hate jocks and I will remain in a low-intensity conflict with them as long as I am physically able. Fuck all jock tendencies, and if you skate and wear nikes then fuck off, you look like one of them you pussy. Have some pride and stop trying to look like a jock dicklicker.

2011-10-03T17:13:00.001-07:00

+++++++

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2011-09-26T09:58:00.000-07:00

Bitch we waveyy

Certified classic

2011-09-25T11:55:00.000-07:00

Fuck Bergen County. If you're not feeling this then you're immature and you might have other faults as well. Register with that website and feel the wave.

Fire up the doom ship

2011-09-23T20:04:00.001-07:00

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2011-09-12T17:35:00.000-07:00

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2011-09-11T23:47:00.000-07:00

'VALENCE IS GOOD'

This man shuts shit down with his song titles alone.

Song of the day

2011-05-22T16:41:00.000-07:00

We live in a crazy world, as shown by the low number of views for this.

Song of the day

2011-05-15T00:28:00.000-07:00

Behold the world's first crackemitition.

Shout out to all the Chaldeans getting it in no matter what.

Song of the day

2011-05-13T12:44:00.000-07:00

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Song of the day

2011-05-09T22:47:00.000-07:00

This is not just the song of the day, it's the song of every day from whenever it was made (sometime in 2009 or 2010) until probably like 2015. Every time I listen to it I just smile because it's so clear how excellent Freddie is.

The original is sick as fuck too.

Song of the day

2011-05-08T19:57:00.000-07:00

I bet you didn't know how gangster bum juice can be.

Well, I did.

Vigilante Season

2011-03-29T13:34:00.001-07:00

Buy Max's new album right now, he should be compensated handsomely. Pause. And here's hoping for a cinder block to the dome of anyone responsible for his outrageously long prison sentence--'Fuck yooouuuuuu, fuck yoooouuuuuuuu...'

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2011-01-27T15:23:00.000-08:00

Big ups to these motherfuckers:

Hopefully the Yemeni gov't won't make like the Egyptian gov't and shut down their ability to communicate with their leader.

Drama king

2011-01-22T00:50:00.000-08:00

I'm not mad.

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2010-11-19T17:10:00.000-08:00

I hope it's immediately clear to you why I've posted this.

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2010-11-09T13:53:00.000-08:00

If you're a dude and you dressed up as a woman on Halloween, kindly get the fuck off of the blog. You might as well dress like a woman everyday you disgusting bastard.

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2010-11-08T17:09:00.000-08:00

These kids are some of the baddest on earth, especially the girls.

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2010-10-31T20:28:00.001-07:00

Reese Forbes, get the fuck out of skateboarding. You were never shit, you had the ability to skate the kind of shit that skaters with lesser pop could never fuck with but you have done like three or four cool things in the last 15 years. Perhaps you would have been sick if you were born with a brain. As it is, you're a dickhead and a goofball.

And now you're somehow involved with a company whose primary motive seems to be sponsoring young, gay and handsome skateboarders. Get the fuck out of here with that shit, nothing is being brought to the table by you or the people you work with. Move on to whatever is next in your wack life.

'GPS is a joke'

2010-10-17T10:40:00.000-07:00

Gangster.

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2010-10-16T15:20:00.001-07:00

Most underrated video on youtube?

Also, 'keep the greesey side down n the shiny side up'.

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2010-10-15T19:31:00.000-07:00

Being mathematically sophisticated (or even literate) can help you earn a good living, but the benefits go far, far beyond the material realm.

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2010-10-11T16:37:00.000-07:00

50 cent? Moving at the speed of light? Reptiles? See here.

Cops getting tased

2010-10-11T05:44:00.000-07:00

It doesn't get any better than this.

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

2010-10-04T18:28:00.001-07:00

I ain't hidin' nigga, google me/

matter of fact I direct you to the streets/

Sackman and Belmont, just bring a slew of heat

Encore

2010-10-02T01:25:00.000-07:00

US Marshall William Willow left his card upon my pillow/

eat a dick between two slices of bread you fuckin fed

If you're not feeling this then you need to take a second and ask yourself what's really good.

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

2010-10-02T01:23:00.000-07:00

One ya self/

gun ya self

(See here.)

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

2010-09-25T18:39:00.001-07:00

Conversate me/

I usually get dick sucks to calm my nerves/

I'm crazy

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

2010-09-13T18:35:00.001-07:00

US Marshal William Willow left his card up on my pillow/

eat a dick between two slices of bread you fuckin' fed

Note that that's actually the greatest rhyme in the history of rap.

Great rap lyrics: a continuing series

2010-09-13T18:33:00.000-07:00

Fuck the world, stick my dick in the dirt/

Pull tools on fools who claim I ain't Cool like Levert

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2010-08-15T18:30:00.000-07:00

Launch these people into outer space. Or chop their heads off.

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2010-06-29T20:46:00.000-07:00

See 3:08-3:44 of this for proof that your whole approach to life--and your choice of clothing in particular--is seriously wanting.

smh at these haters

2010-06-17T11:11:00.000-07:00

Why is it that whenever you experience a little bit of SUCCESS like PERSONAL GROWTH, BUSINESS SUCCESS, NEW RELATIONSHIPS or GETTING PAPER the haters gotta come out of the woodwork??!! I swear to GOD now I know how my ninja KANYE feels lmao!

Anyway, I need some new techniques, what do yall do when the haters hate lol????

Things that have always sucked

2010-06-13T12:54:00.000-07:00

1. Pearl Jam

2. Jack Curtin

Talkin to you

2010-06-06T22:17:00.000-07:00

People that go to plays or care about acting of any sort in any way are the wackest people on earth. And if you like comedies, you have a sense of humor that at the very least has super wack tendencies. Ask me about those tendencies in person if you know me and you don't believe what I'm claiming here, I'll tell you what's really good. Finally, Wes Anderson movies FUCKING SUCK, so go ahead and say as much out loud right now.

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2010-05-19T22:43:00.001-07:00

I don't think I've ever heard a single Barbra Streisand song in my entire life. Fuck that dumbass ho, and fuck James Taylor too, for sure.

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2010-04-30T17:14:00.000-07:00

You know what's REALLY gangster? Having knowledge of self.

Marinate on that.

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2010-04-07T09:14:00.000-07:00

Fuck the iPad. If you care about the iPad then it's time to re-evaluate your life, because it fucking sucks.

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2009-12-04T16:47:00.000-08:00

I feel like most of what I would ever say about this would just make me sound old and bitter or like some kind of cliche. Whatever, this is footage of a man who is basically the all-time master at what he does, showing the rest of us how to be in the street.

Death to Saudi Arabia

2009-10-14T13:46:00.001-07:00

I cannot wait for the day when a barrel oil sells for less than it costs to produce in Saudi Arabia. No matter how shitty my life gets after that point, I will periodically stop to appreciate the fact that Saudi Arabia can no longer rely on oil wealth, and I will be completely spiritually recharged.

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2009-08-26T10:15:00.001-07:00

It is nice to see a story that gives some respect to the soul artist of the world, though that is not why they do what they do. Real soul artist slip in and out of the shadows to drop into a unused pool, carve lines down a backcountry slope or get tubed in some unknown barrel. They give up everything to experience that feeling that cannot really be described or captured, though many try. I got my first clay wheel skateboard in the late 60’s as something to do when the waves weren’t happening, which wasn’t that often in Hawaii. I’ve been a soul surfer for most of my life staying just ahead of the whitewater of people who want to steal my waves, culture, and lifestyle but are not willing to pay their dues. A lot of soul artist have turned to selling their art to popular culture so they can be a artist all the time. Can’t really blame them, though they are causing the death of the true soul artist by exposing the masses of media programmed posers to that unknown world the soul artist needs to thrive. Most soul artist don’t want anyone to know about their unknown culverts, slopes and waves. They live on the fringe patiently waiting for those perfect condition that allows them to push the limits of their art form. They leave no evidence of their art and do not get paid for it because that attracts attention to their undiscovered canvas. Yet, they learn things about life and reality that most of humanity has missed. Most soul artist start when they are young idealist, and know no limits. Most have to give it up for the jobs, family, religions, material possessions and other beliefs that define “grown up” human behavior to become part of the problem of over population, culture wars, WMDs, materialism and pollution that will probably cause our extinction. Timothy Leary said in the early 60’s that surfers, who started it all, were the next step in human evolution. I don’t know about that , but it can’t be worst then the deathbowl we humans are heading for now. Soul artist like Kessler live every moment like it’s their last, cause you never really know when your going to get stung.

— Sanmanmaui

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2009-08-12T22:31:00.000-07:00

Truly excellent people do not die.

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2009-07-25T00:30:00.000-07:00

'I just think that Spanky is like, the new Gino.'

--Patrick O'Dell, summer 2003

And apropos of a lil' sumthin' sumthin', big ups to Chody Pannell.

Respect.

2009-07-09T14:25:00.001-07:00

'I don't fight. I agitate, then I walk away.'

--Bill Laimbeer

'YOU ARE MY TIGER!'

2009-06-30T22:15:00.000-07:00

Watch all of this, but pay especially close attention from 3:00-4:10. None of us have ever, or will ever, say anything anywhere near that excellent.

I blame the parents, in general.

2009-06-25T15:27:00.000-07:00

And in particular in the case of one Michael Jackson. (Then again, Gary, IN was never the place for anyone to get rich living in.) My next viewing of the Sherlock Holmes episode 'The Empty House' will be dedicated to him. And finally, I hereby declare myself to be The New King of Pop.

This is the kind of hilarious shit that staying inside allows you to easily come up with.

Things get more and more boring as time goes on

2009-06-16T23:11:00.000-07:00

Big ups to all the hobos who just up and ran away from their homes when they were teenagers like Johnny Lee did.

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2009-05-29T20:53:00.000-07:00

I'm done hating. Please bear with me as I come up with new things to blog about. And thanks to all of you as always, this blog would be nothing without you.

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2009-05-11T00:33:00.000-07:00

This blog is still tight--it stands the test of time.

The Eye of the Tiger

2009-04-29T00:38:00.001-07:00

"The molten core of hatred."

Whoops

2009-04-20T13:32:00.000-07:00

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Read the whole thing

2009-04-20T13:30:00.000-07:00

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The Eye of the Tiger

2009-04-16T20:59:00.001-07:00

"Don't call us, we'll call you."

Born leader

2009-04-08T21:54:00.000-07:00

It is hard to say what the best thing about this video is, but I guess I would say it's the dancing kid.

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2009-04-02T10:37:00.001-07:00

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Comeuppance happens to the best of us

2009-03-26T18:01:00.000-07:00

Be a man.

Editorial

2009-03-20T01:09:00.000-07:00

What the fuck is up with rich Americans always giving to local art-related things? Can't they think of a place for their money that would give them a higher rate of return? You can save actual lives with the kind of money that rich people give away. And has anyone ever actually felt the consequences of a rich people funding-shortfall? Like, has it ever mattered to anyone? If so, has it ever mattered to anyone besides the artists who philanthropists prop up, who cannot hack it on a level field of play like the rest of us?

Art blows, get over it. And get over Morrissey too.

Blogging kills

2009-03-12T20:09:00.001-07:00

Stairway to Heaven

2009-03-10T21:10:00.000-07:00

The subject of this photo might look like a completely normal, stand-up dude at first glance, but as we all know, appearances can be misleading. In fact, this man is deeply mysterious. For instance, his sense of smell is wildly acute. No less interesting are his preferences over different scents. Although I am severely restricted in what I can say on this matter, you can rest assured that when the man in the picture walks outside each day, he smells a completely different world than you do, and you cannot imagine how it makes him feel.

I should add, however, that he is perfectly friendly, and that if you happen to see him on the street, you should not hesitate to say hello (he answers to 'Thor').

This is a test. I repeat, this is a test.

2009-03-09T22:01:00.000-07:00

I told you these motherfuckers are nuts

2009-03-08T01:06:00.000-08:00

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As always, the comments below the video are excellent. Apparently it's not actually impressive to drift in a front-wheel drive car, at least as far as some of the commenters are concerned. Just another blow to Arabian civilization's pride I guess. God is great!

Bow down

2009-03-08T00:48:00.000-08:00

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Now is not the time for undue cultural sensitivity

2009-03-07T20:21:00.000-08:00

I claim that Saudi Arabia is the craziest place on earth: it contains the most insanity per capita on earth. Behold the act of Drifting!

I already know what you're going to say, and the answer is no, Yemen is not crazier than Saudi Arabia.

Once again, the King was onto all of this a long time ago.

This one goes out to Tricky Dick

2009-03-02T15:15:00.000-08:00

Turn it up, buddy.

I've been wanting to tell you something for a long time.

2009-03-02T01:00:00.000-08:00

It is nearly certain that you will never be as good at anything you try as Edgar Winter was at making music.

Recipe: Delicious pizza with ham, green peppers and onions.

2009-03-02T00:58:00.000-08:00

That shit is self-explanatory.

Comments?

2009-03-01T00:26:00.000-08:00

Go ahead and leave one you retarded bitch. If you people only know how hard I work to rid these posts of typos...

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2009-03-01T00:24:00.000-08:00

My blog has the best name ever.

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2009-03-01T00:23:00.001-08:00

I did what I did, and I'm glad that I did.

Fuck yours

2009-03-01T00:21:00.000-08:00

Dubs is the King of China (KoC).

Coonskin cap

2009-03-01T00:16:00.000-08:00

I'm glad that Mexican gangsters win. I'm glad that those people that want to stop the trade of drugs lose, just because they're so dumb to think that they can stop the trade of drugs. They think they can plug one side of a two-sided market and that's that. I wish that I could think up shit that stupid and proceed. They deserve to lose for thinking this. And people who want to do drugs should be allowed to.